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What's going on w/ her?
Thank you for asking. If something is going on with me, I will post it here. If there is nothing posted here, it either means I am on a beach vacation for some much needed "me" time or struggling to make this whole "comedy" thing work. One hopes the types of things that will be posted here will be along the lines of, "My world tour dates are already sold out," or, "Greta Gerwig has decided I am her new muse," and not something like, "Boredom has led me to begin studying 'Birds of New York: Field Guide,'" or, "Consider that the photo of me opposite this text block wears the colors of this very website," although one of those would certainly be interesting.
i have begun studying 'birds of new york: field guide.'
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