The rumors are true: I learned the alphabet at a very early age. Thankfully, I have never had to write an obituary, a "think piece" or an ad for Progressive Insurance. I have written several TV pilots and screenplays, and aspire to have a human being read them and say, "Here is money."
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As a powerful male CEO, I didn't believe in the gender pay gap. Then I got stuck in a well.
I believe that as an ally if I ever witness harassment I should text my girlfriend to tell her I love her
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